Lamontjoie is a commune in the Lot-et-Garonne department in south-western France.
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{"fact":"Grown cats have 30 teeth. Kittens have about 26 temporary teeth, which they lose when they are about 6 months old.","length":114}
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{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, and the cat - 230.","length":70}
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